hehe..I heard this during the evening lecture..
and it's so funny even now..and it is so simple..
there is a guy who just came from Egypt to enjoy some time in England..then
He went to a restaurant..as you can see, halal food is scarce..
so he decided to dine in seafood..
and by the time a waiter came to take the orders..he asked
"what do you want to eat?"
"I want to eat CRAP.." (he meant crab)
P/S: I changed the story a bit from the actual event..but using the same words..haha